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Talk about sleeper cells. The hacker supplies a link to a site that looks like CNN or any other seemingly credible news channel or streaming video service. Of course, by approving the installation of the video player, the tantalized Internet voyeur has actually installed malware onto his computer, turning his hard drive and processor into part of an ever-expanding army of drone machines capable of wreaking havoc on everything from banks to the Pentagon. Mercifully, while the malware is being installed on your machine, the site usually delivers on its promise of a full viewing of the Andrews video, or some other payoff. By hiding behind anonymous email and Web accounts, hackers put porn-addicted Internet users to work for them. Specifically, these hackers, and the armies of computers they control, pay in porn to decode the scrambled letters many Internet sites now use to prevent computers from generating spam or signing up for fake Web accounts that can be harvested for nefarious purposes. So instead of wasting its own processing cycles trying to descramble the jumbled letters, these hacker computers farm out the work to the millions of round-the-clock porn users. In a sense, they hire us to do their dirty work for them, and pay us in provocative pixels. Meanwhile, as we perform the mechanical tasks too lowly for computers, the computers get to pass themselves off as human, commandeer another few thousand Hotmail accounts, spam the Internet universe with more alluringly packaged viruses, and take over even more of our machines. And so the cycle continues.
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